Introducing...'TIS THE SEASON TO BE NAUGHTY
A 7 DAY TELEGRAM EXPERIENCE DESIGNED TO HELP GOOD MOMS MANIFEST THE MIND BLOWING MAGIC THAT COMES WHEN YOU EMBRACE YOUR NAUGHTY SIDE
You're not the kind of woman who sit around and complains about the stress of the holiday season, but if you're honest...you're tried of all the giving without the getting.
You're so busy trying to make magic for everyone else, you forgot to ask Santa for what you really want - less pressure, more pleasure, and to recapture the meaning & magic of the holiday season...for YOURSELF.
They told you to stay off the naughty list you needed to be a good girl, sugar and spice and everything nice and that it's better to give than receive.
Nah....fuck that.
Good girls go to heaven but bad moms have more fun.
And it's been way too long since you've had a really good time.
In just 7 days I'm going to show you exactly how to lean into your naughty side and alchemize the stress & overwhelm of the holiday season into your own unexpected & miraculous experiences
✨think unexpected manifestation, WTF surprises, & feeling so fucking good✨
What might the universe have waiting for you?
💖 a heartfelt, unprompted appreciation from your kids?
👠 An unexpected financial windfall or luxury gift show up?
🥺 Someone saying, “You inspire me” out of the blue?
🥂 White-glove treatment in daily life (e.g., room upgrades, free meals)?
🛀 Finding yourself with unexpected pockets of time?
✨ Experiencing moments that feel divinely orchestrated, like magic is everywhere?
Let’s find out!
All in just a few short audio trainings a day you can consume on the go.
NOT another thing you need to do (ewe no!) but a gift to yourself that's gonna surprise & delight you in ways you can't yet imagine.
ALL THE DETAILS
🎄Takes place Tuesday December 17th - 24th in Telegram but you'll also receive materials in your member library for lifetime access
💦 Each day of the experience you'll receive a short, juicy audio lesson (that's gonna hit oooo so good) as well as a few tangible, but simple action steps & self reflection questions to help you move the energy from "good mom" to "bad girl" (AKA embrace & explore what your naughty girl is aching for)
❤️🩹There will be chat threads to share & be seen as well as designated places to rant and really open up so you can express (and expel) the frustration & stress you're carrying that's been cock-blocking your miracles #sorrynotsorry.
📲 I'll be active in Telegram during our 7 days together to answer questions, provide feedback & reflection, and riff on topics I think everyone needs once we get going.
😈 We're going to capture & witness each other's magic unfold and build a mind blowing, collective thread of women's manifestation power and what happens when we dare to embrace our dark side
All of this will be easy for you to consume and participate in on the go.
This Telegram community & chat space will be a respite, a place to get away from the holiday stress and drama and ground back in to YOU (imagine coming here and venting when you're ready to snap, laughing along as another woman bitches about her MIL, and finding relief, connection, humor AND healing instead of carrying the weight of it all alone) all while uncover hidden desires, activating your turn on, and finally feeling the magic that has been waiting for you all along.
Amidst the commotion of the final push before Christmas, this space will not only be here to ground you back into YOURSELF but allow YOU to receive and experience the magic of the season you so selflessly give to everyone else.
WHAT WE'RE COVERING
🌟 DAY 1: Not So Silent Night: You show up as "good girl" but you think "bad thoughts"....let's own 'em.
How to "shadow brag" (AKA vent productively) so you can acknowledge, witness, and release the feelings and frustrations you keep stuffing down (without becoming one of those whiney, negative miserable moms you can’t stand to be around). We've gotta get this shit out of the way to make room for the magic.
🎁 DAY 2: All I Want for Christmas is Truth: What does that naughty girl REALLY want (but is too afraid to admit)?
How embracing the negative will point you straight towards the truth of what your soul is actually begging for (your bad girl can be trusted, she’s gonna show you the way)
🎄DAY 3: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Self Abandonment: Let's get off on giving ourselves the things we aren't supposed to need or want
Uncover which good girl rules are making it impossible to get the goodies your "bad girl" is lusting after (gotta rewrite the rules before you'll let yourself have what you want)
✨DAY 4: Oh Holy Shift: Let's find out who you are when you aren't being good
How to find all the places your good girl is killing the mood, keeping you crabby, and literally preventing you from experiencing more play, pleasure, and naughty delights (let’s get the the gatekeeper off duty and slip her a glass of champagne🥂)
✨DAY 5: Do You Feel What You Feel? Open wider to receive so much more pleasure
How to deepen your desires, open yourself up wider, and uncover what has been missing (go beneath the surface to feel what the bad girl’s been begging for)
✨DAY 6: I Came Upon a Midnight Realization : What gift does the Universe have waiting for you?
How to become a magnet to the magic you're missing and watch as the unexpected surprises, coincidences, and synchronicities start appearing out of nowhere (experience the miraculous)
✨DAY 7: Joy to Me! be that bitch all year long
How to keep the magic going and carry this bad girl getting good things energy forward into every area of your life, forever and ever Amen!
Save My Seat for $77this is for the woman who is NOT waiting until January 1st
You are not the woman who puts off for next year what is calling to you today.
The ache for more, the tired of doing it all, the wishing you had something sparkly under the tree waiting for you...
all of these are invitations to allow MORE into your life right now
I can't wait to show you how.
